⏰Dates (12)
- Thursday, Dec 3, 20267:30 PM – 9:30 PM
- Friday, Dec 4, 20267:30 PM – 9:30 PM
- Saturday, Dec 5, 20267:30 PM – 9:30 PM
- Sunday, Dec 6, 20262:00 PM – 4:00 PM
- Thursday, Dec 10, 20267:30 PM – 9:30 PM
📍Location
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Southwest (SW)350 East Main StreetHillsboro, OR, 97123
Every Christmas Story Ever Told (And Then Some)
- When
- Thursday, Dec 3, 2026 · 7:30 PM – 9:30 PM+11 more dates
- Where
- The Vault TheaterSouthwest (SW)350 East Main StreetTransit
About this event
Three actors. 90 minutes. Every Christmas story ever written. What could possibly go wrong? Michael Carleton, James FitzGerald, and John K. Alvarez's gloriously unhinged Christmas comedy is exactly what it sounds like: A Christmas Carol. Rudolph. It's a Wonderful Life. The Grinch. All of it, and more, crammed into a single evening by three increasingly desperate performers who absolutely, without question, have bitten off more than they can chew. Rapid-fire parody, breakneck costume changes, and a festive frenzy that is Bag&Baggage doing the holidays the only way they know how: hilariously.
Whether you love the holidays, love laughing at them, or both, this one's for you.
By Michael Carleton, James FitzGerald, and John K. Alvarez
Directed by Mandy Khoshnevisan
Bag&Baggage believes live theater should be accessible for all. Please visit the website or email for information about Accessible ticket options, ADA access for the building, or interpreted performances.