LEWDicrous: Choose Your Own Adventure (Vol. 2)

A whole new story. A bigger cast of characters. And even MORE ways for everything to go spectacularly wrong!

Last December, our audience screamed with delight as their choices shaped a ridiculous, sexy, utterly unpredictable adventure through a post-apocalyptic world left in ashes by a scorned witch. It was such a blast that we decided to make Choose Your Own Adventure an annual LEWDicrous tradition!

That's right – we're back for Volume 2, and we're writing a whole new chapter of deliciously debaucherous mayhem!

Join us for another burlesque and drag odyssey where YOU decide what happens next! Will you choose danger or desire, comedy or chaos? Every twist, every turn, every tassel is up to you.

You are the hero of this story. Or the villain. Or maybe just a tipsy bystander yelling, "Hubba Hubba!"

Presiding over the madness is our feverishly inspired, questionably stable narrator, Victor Von Dextrous, who will guide you through a story so absurd, so seductive, and so spectacularly unpredictable that even the performers won't know where it's headed.

Do you open the door to glitter and glory? Turn to page 43.

Do you descend into the dungeon of debauchery? Turn to page 69. (Of course.)

This year, we're going bigger and better, with MORE acts, MORE choices, and an almost entirely new cast of characters. A few familiar faces will return, but the story is completely new! Your decisions will shape the narrative and determine when acts take the stage. Together, we'll make up a delightfully deranged, beautifully bizarre adventure as we go – and everyone gets to be part of the fun!

Featuring solo performances by:

Nick Lacy

Dria Dore

Ry Bread

Luna DeLyte

Rob Thee 2nd

Zepheur

Amber Dextrous

Anna Nymph

PLUS: A special group performance by the fabulous trio Rebelle Rouge!

AND: For the first time ever, our signature Improv Roulette is going GROUP! The fabulous troublemakers of burlesque troupe SassHole will take on an improv challenge live onstage, bringing our story to its thrilling conclusion -- as chosen by YOU, the audience! What song will they dance to? What will happen? Your guess is as good as ours! (Or theirs, for that matter -- even they won't know until you choose how the story ends!)

We're thrilled to bring this year's adventure to Hōkū Events, a fully accessible venue, with ASL interpretation made possible through grant support from the Regional Arts & Culture Council (RACC).

One night. Countless possibilities. Absolutely no good decisions guaranteed.

You make the choices. We make them silly and sexy.

Friday, December 4, 2026 | Hōkū Events | Portland, OR

LEWDicrous is funded in part by the Regional Arts & Culture Council and the Office of Arts & Culture.

• Tickets: https://www.treetix.com/4e45-/glittertrashcan