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Derek Hough Dance for the Holidays
Derek Hough Dance for the Holidays is a joyous celebration of the most festive time of the year! With jingle bells and sleigh bells, holiday carols and cheer, Houghâs latest dance spectacular is a show stopping event for the whole family. Fans will be thrilled and delighted as Hough and his cast of phenomenal dancers bring your favorite holiday tunes to life through dance, from the well sung classics to modern pop hits with all of the incredible choreography, exciting stage production and dance mastery that audiences have come to expect. Creative team and EMMYÂź winners, Napoleon and Tabitha Dumo, also known as NappyTabs (Jennifer Lopezâs âAll I Haveâ, Michael Jackson: The Immortal World Tour, GRAMMYsÂź), co-create, direct and supervise choreography for the tour.
Emmy Award-winning and New York Times Best-Selling author Derek Hough started dancing in his hometown of Salt Lake City, UT, at age 11. Just one year later, he moved to London to live and train with the top dance coaches in the world and attend the prestigious Italia Conti performing arts school where he studied theatre, music, and dance. He is a four-time Emmy Award winner and 13-time nominee, his four Emmys tie him for most in Television Academy history.
Hough is the current host of the long-running television program Extra. He has also appeared in film, television, and stage projects as an actor. He made his feature film debut for director Duane Adler and producer Robert Cort in the feature film Make Your Move and had a recurring role on the ABC series Nashville and in High School Musical The Musical for Disney+. His stage performances include Radio City Music Hallâs Spring Spectacular costarring alongside the Tony Award-winning Laura Benanti and the critically acclaimed production of Footloose in which he starred as the male lead in London's West End. In December 2016, Hough starred with Jennifer Hudson, Ariana Grande, Martin Short and Harvey Fierstein in NBCâs Hairspray Live!
As a cast member of the ABC series Dancing with the Stars, Hough is part of the judging panel alongside Carrie Ann Inaba and Bruno. A multi-talented entertainer and the only six-time champion in franchise history, Hough had previously performed on the show as a pro-dancer. His mirror ball wins came with celebrity partners that included Brooke Burke, Jennie Garth, Ricki Lake, Nicole Scherzinger, Jennifer Grey, Kellie Pickler, Amber Riley, Amy Purdy and Bindi Irwin.
In May of 2017, Hough joined Jennifer Lopez and Ne-Yo at the judges table for the NBC series World of Dance. The show, which he was part of for 4 seasons, launched as the highest rated summer show in over ten years and was unparalleled dance competition that featured solo artists competing against duos and crews in all genres of dance, including hip hop, tap, ballet, break dancing, ballroom, and more competing for a million-dollar prize.
Hough can also add best-selling author to his list of credits. His memoir Taking the Lead; Lessons from a Life in Motion hit stands in August 2014 and rapidly was named to the prestigious New York Times Best-Seller list during two non-consecutive time periods, a rare feat.
In 2021 and 2022, Hough headlined his residency Derek Hough: No Limit in the entertainment capital of the world, Las Vegas, Nevada. The critically acclaimed dance-centric show at the Venetian Resort takes Fans on a journey through a true fusion of dance and music, as Hough explores styles ranging from ballroom and tap to salsa, hip-hop and everything in between.
Don Lemon & DL Hughley: DL + DL 'Anything Goes'
What do you get when Don Lemon, award-winning journalist, and DL Hughley, one of the original Kings of Comedy, and highly recognized stand-up comedians come together for a night of conversation?
Expect the unexpected from these two brilliant minds doing their public service while taking you on a journey exploring topics spanning everything from social issues, race, pop-culture and current events. Nothing is off limits!
The Mountain That Loved a Bird
November 15, 2026
The Mountain That Loved a BirdFamily Series
OverviewAlice McLerranâs classic childrenâs book The Mountain that Loved a Bird tells a heartwarming story of unlikely friendship between a barren mountain and a visiting bird named Joy. Experience Portland-based composer Caroline Shawâs musical interpretation of the story as the book is narrated live in this celebration of friendship that teaches us the transformative power of kindness and care.
About the Show- Su-Han Yang Harold & Arlene Schnitzer Associate Conductor
- Pam Mahon Narrator
- Dance West Jason Davis, Artistic & Technical Director
- Pacific Youth Choir Chris Maunu, Artistic Director; Amber Schroeder, Associate Conductor
- Oregon Symphony
This concert is part of the Family Series, and is eligible for the Choose Your Own Series (Portland only).
This concert is part of the 2026/27 Sounds Like Portland festival.
Loading... Select a Date Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall, Portland Sun, Nov 15, 2026, 2:00 PM Promo Code Buy TicketsThe Moth Mainstage: Tightrope
This December, The Mothâs anticipated Mainstage season comes to Portland in partnership with Literary Arts.
One foot in front of anotherâŠ
Join The Moth this fall for TIGHTROPE, an evening of extraordinary true stories about what happens when thereâs no clear pathâonly the courage to keep moving forward.
Stories of balancing without a net. Trusting your gut. Taking the leap before you know where youâll land. Of big gambles and near misses, quiet acts of bravery and glorious mistakes. Of sending the text, booking the flight, sharing the secret youâve carried for years, and watching everything change.
The Mainstage tour is The Mothâs signature live show, featuring a carefully curated lineup of tellersâwriters, artists, adventurers, community members, and unexpected voicesâsharing true personal stories, told live and without notes.
Come spend an evening on the edge. One step can change the whole story.
About The Moth
The Moth is a global storytelling nonprofit with the mission to inspire people to listen and share openly, think and feel deeply, and expand their understanding of one another. Since 1997, The Moth has presented more than 70,000 true storiesâtold live and without notesâin 11 countries, across 4 continents. Today, The Moth produces 600+ live shows annually, as well as the Peabody Award-winning The Moth Radio Hour, and the popular The Moth Podcast. Through workshops for students, educators, adults, advocates, and professionals, The Moth guides thousands of new storytellers each year in finding and sharing their own voices. Learn more at themoth.org
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The Moth Mainstage in Portland
This December, The Mothâs anticipated Mainstage season comes to Portland in partnership with Literary Arts.
Join The Moth for TIGHTROPE, an evening of extraordinary true stories about what happens when thereâs no clear pathâonly the courage to keep moving forward.
Stories of balancing without a net. Trusting your gut. Taking the leap before you know where youâll land. Of big gambles and near misses, quiet acts of bravery and glorious mistakes. Of sending the text, booking the flight, sharing the secret youâve carried for years, and watching everything change.
The Mainstage tour is The Mothâs signature live show, featuring a carefully curated lineup of tellersâwriters, artists, adventurers, community members, and unexpected voicesâsharing true personal stories, told live and without notes.
Come spend an evening on the edge. One step can change the whole story.
The Moth is a global storytelling nonprofit with the mission to inspire people to listen and share openly, think and feel deeply, and expand their understanding of one another. Since 1997, The Moth has presented more than 70,000 true storiesâtold live and without notesâin 11 countries, across 4 continents. Through workshops for students, educators, adults, advocates, and professionals, The Moth guides thousands of new storytellers each year in finding and sharing their own voices. Learn more at themoth.org.
The Jinkx & DeLa Holiday Show
The greatest holiday show south of the North Pole is back with another brand spankinâ new wintertide wonder! Award-winning comedy icons, writers, actors, and drag queen powerhouses BenDeLaCreme & Jinkx Monsoon are coming back to town with the wildly successful, internationally acclaimed, "The Jinkx & DeLa Holiday Show." Throughout the showâs 9-year history, Jinkx and DeLa have met sentient Christmas treats, twisted space-time with Dickensian Ghosts, ventured to the Nutcracker's Land of Sweets, as well as survived immaculate conceptions, AI, body swaps, and elf attacks. You never know what wild and unexpected sleigh ride these queens have in store.
Whatever the twists and turns, fans can expect another year of over-the-top camp spectacle, side-splitting gags, brand new songs, heartfelt storytelling, thrilling dance numbers, and iconic costumes. Hailed by Entertainment Weekly as "the reigning queens of Christmas," this show is not only a moment of respite, but a celebration of community, at a time when we need it most of all.
More information available at the Jinkx and DeLa Holiday Show website.
Annie
Based on the popular comic strip by Harold Gray, Annie has become a worldwide phenomenon and was the winner of seven Tony Awards, including Best Musical. The beloved book and score by Tony Award winners, Thomas Meehan, Charles Strouse and Martin Charnin, features some of the greatest musical theatre hits ever written, including "Tomorrow."
With equal measures of pluck and positivity, little orphan Annie charms everyone's hearts despite a next-to-nothing start in 1930s New York City. She is determined to find the parents who abandoned her years ago on the doorstep of a New York City Orphanage that is run by the cruel, embittered Miss Hannigan. With the help of the other girls in the Orphanage, Annie escapes to the wondrous world of NYC. In adventure after fun-filled adventure, Annie foils Miss Hannigan's evil machinations... and even befriends President Franklin Delano Roosevelt! She finds a new home and family in billionaire, Oliver Warbucks, his personal secretary, Grace Farrell, and a lovable mutt named Sandy.
Brad Williams: The Big And Small Tour
Brad Williamsâ latest stand-up special, Live On Short Street, is now streaming on YouTube, following the viral success of Starfish, which has surpassed 8.5 million views. Currently selling out theaters worldwide, Bradâs high-energy shows blend razor-sharp punchlines with fearless personal storytelling. Heâs appeared on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Netflixâs The Degenerates, and top podcasts including The Joe Rogan Experience, Your Momâs House, and TigerBelly. Brad also co-hosts the hit podcast Heightened Babble with JB Ball. An accomplished actor and the first stand-up to headline a Cirque du Soleil show, Bradâs comedy connects, inspires, and leaves audiences roaring.
Ballet HispĂĄnico New York
Bizetâs Carmen has haunted the artistic imagination for 150 yearsâromanticized, exoticized, and endlessly reinterpreted. Now, in celebration of that anniversary, Ballet HispĂĄnico New Yorkâthe nationâs leading Latino dance company and recognized as one of Americaâs Cultural Treasuresâreclaims her. Stirring, witty, and spectacular, CARMEN.maquia is the work of Valencian choreographer Gustavo RamĂrez Sansano, whose Picasso-inspired vision strips away myth to reveal a fuller, more complex womanâintelligent and defiant. Inspired by tauromaquiaâthe art of bullfightingâCARMEN.maquia breathes contemporary life into this legendary character, fusing it with the grounded sensuality of the paso doble and flamenco. The result is a Carmen who belongs not to the gaze of others, but entirely to herself.
Jeff Arcuri: The Road Trip Tour
As seen on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. His debut comedy special Nice To Meet You premieres on Netflix in July 2026.
Baz Luhrmannâs Romeo & Juliet Live
Celebrate the 30th anniversary of Baz Luhrmannâs iconic 1996 film with Romeo & Juliet Live, a live cinematic concert experience featuring a big-screen presentation of the film, elevated with live music, atmospheric lighting, and immersive stage production.The vibrant world of Verona Beach, its warring houses and star-crossed lovers, comes to life with a 12-piece hybrid ensemble performing the soundtrack and score live in sync with the film.
Starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes, Luhrmannâs bold reimagining of Shakespeareâs legendary romantic drama became a cultural phenomenon with its striking visuals, emotional intensity, and unforgettable soundtrack featuring songs âKissing You,â âLovefool,â and âTalk Show Host.â
InfoThis concert is part of the Film Concerts series, and is eligible for the Choose Your Own Series (Portland only).
The Oregon Symphony does not perform.
Loading... Select a Date Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall, Portland Fri, Feb 12, 2027, 7:30 PM Promo Code Buy TicketsMean Girls
Mean Girls, the brutally hilarious musical from book writer Tina Fey (30 Rock), lyricist Nell Benjamin (Legally Blonde) and composer Jeff Richmond (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt). This queen bee took Broadway by storm and has joined the musical in-crowd. Adapted from Fey's hit 2004 film, Mean Girls was nominated for a staggering 12 Tony Awards.
Cady Heron may have grown up on an African savanna, but nothing prepared her for the wild and vicious ways of her strange new home: suburban Illinois. How will this naĂŻve newbie rise to the top of the popularity pecking order? By taking on The Plastics, a trio of lionized frenemies led by the charming but ruthless Regina George. But when Cady devises a plan to end Reginaâs reign, she learns the hard way that you canât cross a queen bee without getting stung.
Social Tango Project
Making their White Bird debutâand appearing for one night onlyâSocial Tango Project arrives from Buenos Aires with a performance that goes straight to the soul of Argentinian tango. Founded by Agustina Videla and RamĂłn de Oliveira CĂ©sar, the companyâs production Social Tango traces a womanâs early struggles as she steps into the world of tango, evolving into a story of personal transformation and the discovery of a community united by the power of human connection. The performance is melodic and intricate, backed by five live musicians filling the room as ten dancers move through a world that feels unmistakably alive. Social Tango has been invited to perform in many of the most prestigious venues in North America, including Jacobâs Pillow and New York City Center.
Ali Siddiq: The Custom Fit Tour
Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian and public speaker out of Houston, TX. In 2024, Vulture called him stand-up comedyâs most prolific storyteller. Aliâs unique style of stand-up originated behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories. He is the first comedian to ever release a 4-part series of comedy specials, The Domino Effect 1-4, which has over 40 million views combined on YouTube. In 2022, Ali released two new hour specials⊠THE DOMINO EFFECT on YouTube and UNPROTECTED SETS on EPIX. To date, THE DOMINO EFFECT has over 15 million views, ranking it in the top 5 most watched comedy specials of 2022. In May 2023, Ali released THE DOMINO EFFECT part 2: LOSS, the sequel to his viral stand-up special, which already has over 7 million views. In 2024, Ali released two more specials in the series. THE DOMINO EFFECT part 3: FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL premiered on YouTube in May with over 6 million views , and THE DOMINO EFFECT part 4: PINS & NEEDLES premiered on YouTube in June with over 6 million views to date. In 2025, Ali will be releasing four more specials and Executive Produced a 5th. ALI SIDDIQ PRESENTS MARCUS D. WILEY: MARRIAGE IS MAJOR SURGERY premiered on YouTube Feb 12 with over 2.5 million views currently. MY TWO SONS premiered on YouTube May 11th and RUGGED premiered on YouTube June 15th.
People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, a descriptive storytelling, with over 16 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the Fall of 2016. Immediately following the premier of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: Itâs Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central and has over 3.5 million views on YouTube. In 2019, Ali was a top 5 finalist on NBCâs BRING THE FUNNY. He also appeared as a regular cast member on the reboot of PUNKâD for Quibi.
Additionally, Ali has appeared on several popular podcasts and TV shows like The Joe Rogan Experience, Club Shay Shay, The Breakfast Club, 85 South, Kill Tony, VladTV, Good Morning America, Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz, Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank, Bertcast, Are You Garbage, Your Momâs House and many others.
The Bald and the Beautiful LIVE: Very Bald, Very Beautiful
The Bald and the Beautiful LIVE performance at the Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall on Friday, June 19, 2026 at 7:30 PM has been rescheduled to Friday, March 19, 2027 at 7:30 PM. Tickets are still valid for the new date.
Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the cultural boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens to adult performers, actors, and more, Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all, live!
Trixie Mattel is an American singer, actor, drag queen and recognized âSkinny Legend.â Trixie is the winner of âRuPaulâs Drag Race All Starsâ season 3 (originally competing on season 7). She is also a Billboard Heatseekers #1 charting recording artist (One Stone, 2018), a wildly successful touring act, and one half of a comic duo with Katya on YouTube (âUNHhhhâ & Netflix's "I Like To Watch").
In 2019, Trixie worked the festival circuit as the subject of a bio documentary, âTrixie Mattel: Moving Parts,â debuted her cosmetics company Trixie Cosmetics, and released her âSkinny Legendâ comedy special.
She also released a New York Times best-selling book with Katya called âTrixie and Katya's Guide to Modern Womanhoodâ and also started a podcast with Katya called âThe Bald And The Beautifulâ.
Since then, Mattel has partnered with Fender, worked with Integrity Toys to release the âTrixieâ doll, was nominated for a Critics Choice Award for her âOne Night Onlyâ comedy special, and appeared as one of the judges for the hit Paramount+ Queen of the Universe singing competition alongside Michelle Visage, Leona Lewis and Vanessa Williams.
Since 2022, she starred in her own Discovery+ reality renovation show "Trixie Motel" and released her double LP âThe Blonde and Pink Albumsâ to acclaim from Rolling Stone, Billboard, People, Vogue, NPR and more, as well as a performance slots on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and at Austin City Limits.
The past few years have seen Trixie performing at the Stagecoach Festival & Coachella, get nominated for number GLAAD Media Awards and Critics Choice Awards, unveil the Trixie and Katya Live livestream via Veeps, grace the covers of Los Angeles Magazine and Wussy Magazine, and release multi-million-viewed video content via her YouTube channel featuring the likes of Orville Peck, Jaida Essence Hall, Laganja Estranja, Lily Tomlin, Jane Fonda, Rita Moreno, and Sally Field.
She most recently has taken her Solid Pink Disco live tour across the country, making her one of the hottest DJs on the touring circuit today.
Brian McCook is an actor, author, and performing artist who, after graduating from Massachusetts College of Art in Boston, began performing as the drag persona Katya Zamolodchikova. Katya achieved notoriety after placing 5th on the 7th season of the reality competition series RuPaul's Drag Race and runner-up on the second season of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars. In 2019 Katya wrote and performed a solo show which toured North America, Europe, the UK and Australia.
Katya frequently collaborates alongside Drag Race alumna (season 7, and winner of All stars 3) Brian Firkus aka Trixie Mattel. The duo recently completed a worldwide tour of sold-out shows in 14 countries.
Katya and Trixie star in the acclaimed web series UNHhhh (now in its 8th season), as well as Netflixâs I Like to Watch series on YouTube, and also host the award-winning podcast The Bald and the Beautiful on the Studio71 network. They published their first book, Trixie and Katyaâs Guide to Modern Womanhood which made its debut on the New York Times Bestseller List in 2020 and they released a follow-up, Working Girls, in 2022.
Katya has appeared on television in scripted roles on Playing House, Lucifer, Tales of the City, Love Victor, and Room 104 and also as herself in an episode of the viral hit Showtime series Ziwe. In 2020 she released her EP Vampire Fitness and music videos for the singles Ding Dong, Come in Brazil, and Be Your Own Dentist. She lives in Los Angeles with her ex-husband Glen and her 4 beautiful daughters.
Twilight in Concert
Step into the world of Twilight (2008) like never before with Twilight in Concert, a cinematic live-to-film event that brings the beloved saga to life through live music. Featuring a breathtaking performance by a 12-piece ensemble of rock and orchestral musicians, this extraordinary experience allows fans to relive Bella and Edwardâs epic love story in a way that is both intimate and mesmerizing.
As the original film plays on a full-size cinema screen, the stunning live score will transport you straight to Forks, capturing every heartfelt moment, from Bellaâs Lullaby to the electrifying battle scenes. Over a thousand twinkling candles will illuminate the stage, creating a romantic and magical atmosphere that enhances the beauty of the filmâs iconic music.
This one-of-a-kind concert experience is designed for devoted Twilight fans and newcomers alike, offering an unforgettable opportunity to celebrate the filmâs legendary soundtrack in a way never seen before. Whether youâre Team Edward, Team Jacob, Team Bella, or simply in love with the story, Twilight in Concert is an evening of nostalgia, romance, and musical brilliance. Donât miss your chance to be part of this incredible journey. Secure your tickets now and relive the magic.
The Color Purple
The Color Purple is a powerful musical adaptation of Alice Walkerâs Pulitzer Prize-winning novel and the acclaimed 1985 Steven Spielberg film.
This epic tale follows Celie, a young woman who endures unimaginable hardship, yet embarks on a profound personal journey over the course of 40 years. Her story of self-discovery, resilience, and empowerment is brought to life through a joyous and dynamic score blending jazz, ragtime, gospel, blues, and African music.
A celebration of hope, love, and the healing power of community, The Color Purple is an unforgettable journey of strength and survival, making it a must-see for audiences seeking a deeply moving, transformative theatrical experience.
Eric Andre: Subtle
ERIC ANDRE is an Emmy Award-winning comedian and creator of Adult Swimâs hit series âThe Eric Andre Show.â He recently starred in the Netflix film LITTLE BROTHER, directed by Matt Spicer, and appeared in HAPPY GILMORE 2 and Peter Farrellyâs BALLS UP.
Andre has received critical praise for his work, including HBOâs âThe Righteous Gemstones,â FXXâs âMan Seeking Woman,â his Netflix standup special âLegalize Everythingâ and the comedy BAD TRIP, which he also produced and co-wrote, among others. Co-starring Lil Rel Howery and Tiffany Haddish, the film was the #1 most viewed feature world-wide on the platform the first week of its release.
Andreâs voicework includes the animated features TROLLS BAND TOGETHER, SING 2, THE MITCHELLS VS. THE MACHINES and THE LION KING, as well as Matt Groeningâs animated series âDisenchantment.â He was also featured as an expert panelist on ABCâs âThe Prank Panel.â
Bianca Del Rio: It Gets Bitter - World Comedy Tour
Get ready to swallow a jagged pill of truth because the "Clown in a Gown" is back and meaner than ever. Bianca Del Rio returns to the global stage with her seventh solo stand-up tour, "It Gets Bitter". This milestone trek isn't just another night of comedy; itâs a celebration of 30 years of professional drag excellence and three decades of Bianca absolutely hating everything you stand for.
Expect a masterclass in vitriol as the RuPaulâs Drag Race winner turns her razor-sharp tongue toward the absolute absurdity of modern life. From the vapid landscape of pop culture to the chaotic state of world events, andâmost importantlyâthe mundane things people do every day that drive her to the brink, no topic is off-limits and no ego is too big to be deflated.
A Stern Warning: If you are sensitive, easily offended, or possess a fragile sense of self-worth, do not select seats near the stage. In classic Bianca fashion, the front row is a firing squad, and no one is safe from her legendary biting insults and lightning-fast wit.
Sheâs seasoned, sheâs legendary, and sheâs officially exhausted by your nonsense. The old saying is "It gets better", but Bianca is proof that after 30 years in tights "It Gets Bitter"!!
Jimmy Carr: Killing Jokes
In comedy, 'killing' is a good thing. Everywhere else, it's frowned upon.
Jimmy has confirmed kills in over 50 countries and on 13 specials. Eyewitnesses describe it as 'a brutal, hilarious, life affirming night outâ.
The brand-new show is packed with fast, dark one-liners about all kinds of terrible things. But they are just jokes. They're not the terrible things.
Jokes are like magnets. They attract some people and repel others. You can joke about anything, but not with anyone. If youâre attracted to Jimmy's brand of comedy and think you can take the jokes, then by all means come out and play.
If you think you'd be offended, then stay away. At this point, being offended at a Jimmy Carr show is like buying a ticket to a horror movie and complaining you got scared. Donât be a dummy.
Look, if youâve read this far, we know you want to come. So hurry up and buy a ticket. Itâll sell out, so donât miss out.